I’m the vice president of the United States, you stupid little fuckers! These people should be begging me! That door should be half it’s height, so that people can only approach me in my office on their goddamn motherfucking knees!
We did a bit of off-leash snow time tonight, since it’s hard for Ellie to catch snowballs when she’s getting tugged by the leash. Unfortunately, a little after this, she decided she’d had enough of the snow and darted across the street to go inside. We are both really lucky that the car coming down the road was super slow.